Hometown: Oaxaca, Mexico
Favorite destinations: Somewhere I can't relax. (Beaches are sunlit dirt.)
Dying to visit: the Queen.
Bizarre travel rituals: In the departure lounge, you have to sacrifice a virgin. Or the trip's doomed.
In-flight relaxation regime: Weeping.
Always in carry-on: Weasel.
Concierge or DIY? Butler.
See it all or take it easy? See "Favorite destinations."
Drive or be driven? No choice here: Pickpocket in Oaxaca got my driver's license.
Travel hero: DB Cooper
Weirdest thing seen on travels: a beach.
Best hotel amenity: windows.
I dream about my meal at night.
Everywhere I go, I check out the short silent guy in the corner. (He's the most dangerous.)
When I arrive in a new place, I learn the lay of the land by communing with the recently deceased. They can tell you the places to avoid.
I always bring home an orphan.
If I never return to a state of grace it'll be too soon because the maintenance was a bitch.
I travel for the brief respite from despair.
Increase Your Wingspan – Alamos, Mexico