Push My Buttons
“You never know what kind of disgusting person was using it to watch porn,” she said. “And you know they never clean them.”
I learned that "objets d'art" doesn't translate: Policía National de Colombia could not understand why I would carry a shiny fruit swathed in bubble wrap out of their country.
The Hum of Mojacar
MOJACAR, SPAIN – The travel gods were frowning on us. We’d put in the effort, read the book, asked locals. Why were we not being rewarded with secret gardens and crazy parties in international waters?